what google has to say about me

I was cleaning out my email and found an old interactive survey type email. It was hilarious & fun so I have to post. Thanks for sending it to me Kyla back when you had a desk job & no baby to take care of!

Go to Google.com and enter the following stuff in:


1) Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search;
Cutie Crystal Needs a Home!

2) Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
Crystal looks like the Moreau's Island offspring of Britney Spears and a raccoon.
[if you're not familiar with moreau's island this is NOT a compliment lol]

3) Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search
As well as working and playing casual games, Crystal likes to shop and garden. And she reads tarot cards and tea leaves for fun. ...

4) Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
Crystal says new exercise program is industry first

5) Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
Watch crystal wants to dress you like a rich Iraqi

6) Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Crystal Does the Party

7) Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
~crystal hates liars~

8) Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search
Crystal goes to Europe AND
Crystal goes psycho on Twyla

9)Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search
Crystal loves progress

10) Type in "[your name] has" in Google search.
Crystal has a ball

11)Type in "[your name] had" in Google search.
Crystal had an affair during her marriage, though she claimed to still love Quicksilver

12)Type in "[your name] feels" in Google search.
Crystal feels like a dim sum kinda day

13)Type in "[your name] drinks" in Google search.
Crystal Drinks (UK) Limited